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12/13/04 Well, my sister-in-law (my spouse's sister) showed up today. Her long awaited trip from her native land and she spends a total of 38 minutes with us.
San Jose must have been THAT good. Well, she promises to see us again next year . . . probably for all of three hours maybe . . .
I am sure that my spouse is just so thrilled at seeing her sister again after two years. I promised her that commencing next year, we will always be on the road so that we don't have to endure these surprise visits. 2004 is almost over? Where did it go? I know that since August, 2004, at least for me, went to this blasted web site. I forgot that I had two daughters, a wife, a family, a life and a few other things that I won't mention at this time. I already have a resolution for next year: When I am asked to do something, I will demand payment up-front. Otherwise, no deal. I won't give out credit either since that is all I did this year and I hate collecting on debts. 12/12/04 What is up? I can tell you with all assuredness that American Wedding is an absolutely gross movie - it was funny though. That is one movie that I will never write a review on. Darn funny though. The Dodgers sign Jess Kent and let Finley get away. I take it back, they may get to the playoffs in 2009. Ah, it is the winter meetings and again the Yankees will out-spend and out-deal everyone else. I love what baseball has become . . . Hooraw to Senator McCain in forcing Baseball's hand in this steroid stuff. How's vacation Ron Artest? I wish I could kick someone's ass, some poor old man and only get suspended for one-year. Ron, I must thank you though: because of you, some of my co-workers, the undesirables now have a role-model. 12/11/04 The holiday season is here and I can't believe how that as one advances in age, more drama happens in one's life. Thank goodness I only have three siblings - I can only imagine the amount of drama if I had eight or nine siblings. I still can't believe that one can lose airplane tickets and have to buy replacement one's. It is beyond me. I ask again, don't we live in the 21st century? Speaking of beyond me, I realize why I write to the blog: someone is bound to read it and will probably come back for another dose. Sometimes it is funny and other times it is downright mean. Hey, I am human. Anyone have a "Fair-Weather-Friend"? I just found out, much to my amazement that I have six of them. The last one I spoke to didn't even want to listen. I suppose I am a drama king, as Fiona's mother told Fiona's father in Shrek II: "Oh, stop being such a drama king". I did write in previous postings that I only have two friends. I meant that in jest, but now I am certain that I really do only have two friends and sure enough, they are from my high school. I bow to both of you, my brothers. To the indomitable six: I decided to code the language so you will need to highlight the row immediately following the: "to the indomitable six:".
Did you find anything? You blockheads . . . did you really think that I would even bother to write anything to any of you, you cesspool, bottom-feeders? Consider this my goodbye to you. Effective immediately: yesterday is the last time that I bother to contact any of you. In other worldly matters, yes Fausto, the Dodgers did sign Jeff Kent. Hey, you never know, this could be the player that allows your team to win two playoff games. Yes, Junior, I am full of hate lately. You would be after all that has happened. I'll just put the disclaimer in right now: I haven't a clue as to what I am writing (why now, at the end? 'cause had I put in the disclaimer at the top of this post, no one would have read it thereby defeating this endeavor to waste time and energy). Miss N: you are looking good, you should have listened to your mama sooner. I hear the comments from the minions at the yard - keep it up! To my significant other at CJ's: thanks for the coupons, they save me a great deal of moola. Hopefully I will be able to repay the kindness one day. To Edible: sorry that I missed lunch on Tuesday, I was figuring on someone else and I was proven wrong. I should have gone. My loss. The word of the day is either traitor or sorry. You choose one. I already did. 12/6/04 Check this out at CNN. Supposedly I assaulted someone at work with an aerosol can - I sprayed it with air. Supposedly. Well, if it were true, what the hell is smeagle yapping about when it just turns out that it is good for it? Oh, that's right: that thing is so filthy that spraying it to stop the spread of diseases would be against its motives. By the way, how is your latest Performance Evaluation? You loser . . .
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