A little bipartisan presidential humor for everyone ... :)

We ' re Off to See the Wizard!
 
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
 
 
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
 

 
" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
 

 
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
 "I've come for some courage."
 

 
" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?"
 
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"! Well, I think I need a heart."
 
 

 "Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
 

 
Up stepped Bush and says,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
 
"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
 
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"

 
 
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"