8/25/2008

Frack you Tom Rothman.

Get your fracken nose out of my Wolverine movie. What the hell are you doing changing the paint job on the Wolverine exteriors? That movie’s trailer looks real. What the hell do you want? A cartoon?

Let me tell you what a comic book is. Comics are analogies for life. When we suspend our disbelief because nothing is missing, we allow ideas about heroism and courage to go in. That’s why we accept what is drawn on the page and why we view movies based on comics.

You single handedly (and gleefully) are responsible for the clusterfrack that is the third X-Men movie. With all the available source material especially for the space civilizations of the Shiar Kree and Skrull you could have had more franchises to pad your studio’s wallet.

The original material can be presented on screen.

You have a complete lack of imagination. You only look at immediate impacts to your pocketbook.  Humanity and mutants will come together when they realize that there are bigger threats than the mutant menace. Having the battlefield in the stars would have an effect of making the heroes more responsible. A four way battle between Magneto’s brotherhood, the Shiar, Apocalypse and the X-Men would have been among the possible perfect scenarios. Even the Watcher could have a go - Fox would have recovered the cash investment.  Yet your lack of foresight caused this. You just lost the Star Wars franchise. You will lose the X-men Franchise and the Fantastic Four Franchise one day.

For your interference in the Fantastic Four and X-Men franchises I give you the golden toilet award. May all the crap you stir fall back on your cheap ass head. FRACK YOU!!! This rant was far from an ad hominem attack. Rather this was a pointed monologue on how your stockholders should fire you the first chance they get.